Humor para programadores

Son crípticos para no programadores, y en algunos casos también para programadores nacidos luego de 1975 (+ o -).

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

"It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure
to BASIC; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."
-Dijkstra

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the programmer.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.